Chat 30 May 29 notes
  • Tim Burton: So I was thinking of making a movie about...
  • Johnny Depp: Yes.
Photo 16 Feb 65,460 notes ladyofthelie:

sherbuscuswho:

cloudsareforcertain:

the-hyacinthgirl:

sauabucnis:

hashtag-yep:

mysoftestredscarf:

lightslowflameshigh:

myfriendsfoundmyurl:

“Just as we moved from summarizing a set of data with graph to numerical summaries, we next consider computing the mean and the standard deviation of a random variable.”
fuck me now.

“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them.”
-____-

“She had the kind of fingers that you wanted to interlace with your own.” Gosh, this is great.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. 
Not quite sure what that means. (Mockingjay FTW)

“You are the creator, and there is an easy process to create using the law of attraction.”
mmkay

“The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumbfounded.”oh my god 

“Later he explained that when a person is beating you you should scream as loud as possible; maybe the whipper will become embarrassed or else some o ther sympathetic soul might come to your rescue.”
O_O uhhhhhh….no.

“And he sent everyone away, except Raoul and the maid, who looked at Raoul with eyes of the most undisguised astonishment.”
Threesomes ftw.

“Although experiments allow us to infer cause, they are often criticized for being artificial.”
Wha.. ;_;

…”They thought their promise to aid the dragons would end with the hatching; obviously, it isn’t going to.”
Woahhh, beastiality xD  

ladyofthelie:

sherbuscuswho:

cloudsareforcertain:

the-hyacinthgirl:

sauabucnis:

hashtag-yep:

mysoftestredscarf:

lightslowflameshigh:

myfriendsfoundmyurl:

“Just as we moved from summarizing a set of data with graph to numerical summaries, we next consider computing the mean and the standard deviation of a random variable.”

fuck me now.

“Brad wouldn’t even let Patrick hold him, which seems rather sad to me because if I have sex with someone, I would want to hold them.”

-____-

“She had the kind of fingers that you wanted to interlace with your own.” Gosh, this is great.

“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. 

Not quite sure what that means. (Mockingjay FTW)

“You are the creator, and there is an easy process to create using the law of attraction.”

mmkay

“The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumbfounded.”
oh my god 

“Later he explained that when a person is beating you you should scream as loud as possible; maybe the whipper will become embarrassed or else some o ther sympathetic soul might come to your rescue.”

O_O uhhhhhh….no.

“And he sent everyone away, except Raoul and the maid, who looked at Raoul with eyes of the most undisguised astonishment.”

Threesomes ftw.

“Although experiments allow us to infer cause, they are often criticized for being artificial.”

Wha.. ;_;

…”They thought their promise to aid the dragons would end with the hatching; obviously, it isn’t going to.”

Woahhh, beastiality xD  

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Video 16 Feb 22,254 notes

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Photo 16 Feb 48 notes

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Video 15 Feb 28,499 notes

fairiesarescary:

you are not a meerkat, you are just cat.

Video 15 Feb 919 notes

jesuschristi:

Skyrim based Valentines by eatfun.

Photo 15 Feb 435 notes skeletales:

Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

skeletales:

Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

Video 15 Feb 49,476 notes

effigyofubiquity:

The ‘Or squish my wife’ one destroyed me.

ahahahha.

Text 14 Feb 21 notes Britain’s Royal Mail releases a line of Roald Dahl stamps

iheartchaos:

Dammit, Britain… you always have the best stamps. And the best children’s authors. /shakes fist

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Photo 14 Feb 51,638 notes
Photo 14 Feb 372 notes hellyeahredhotchilipeppers:

guilhermeabarno:

Everyone who has passed through the band!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!

hellyeahredhotchilipeppers:

guilhermeabarno:

Everyone who has passed through the band!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!

Video 14 Feb 41,977 notes

doctorwho:

#MARY POPPINS IS A TIME LORD.

moonmyst:

angsturbatecate:

chylan:

totalspiffage:

yousexythiing:

icthyosapien:

angsturbatecate:

If there was ever a female Doctor, Mary was it.

Head canon, idgaf, fight me.

seriously. she had the bag that was bigger on the inside and everything.

Bowties are cool, huh Mary?

OH MY F**KING GOD.

#been saying this for years #issues with authority. cheeky. sweeps children away on nonsensical adventures. is sometimes a dick. has sociopathic tendencies. is delightful. sounds like the doctor to me

Okay, so Julie Andrews for Twelfth Doctor, y/y?

I wear a daisy hat now… daisy hats are cool

How have we never blogged this before!?!

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Video 14 Feb 45,000 notes

coelasquid:

adriofthedead:

aintasuperhero:

wolverpeen:

aintasuperhero:

whaoanon:

pah:

moun-tains:

omg she recognizes me on video chat

aaAwWWWWWW

omg…

THAT THIRD PICTURE

oh

looks like we

had the same comment

we are one

they say cats can’t recognize faces like dogs do, but I think that’s a load of horseshit

Might be able to recognize voices too. I know sometimes my bird goes nuts climbing all over the phone or pacing around the computer when I call my family.

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Photo 15 Jan 380 notes 9gag:

Still better than this
Video 15 Jan 44 notes

iheartchaos:

Saturday morning cartoons: “Electroshock”

“Electroshock feels like feature film condensed into 8-and-a-half-minutes. Directed by five students (Hugo Jackson, Pascal Chandelier, Valentin Michel, Bastien Morteleque and Elliot Maren) at France’s ESMA School of the Arts (Ecole Supérieure des Métiers Artistiques), it’s a nicely paced spoof of superhero/geek culture.”

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